all things awesome in my mind

jennaraaawrxoxx:

dunshua:

if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no”

I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN ARE FUCKING PSYCHOS” and I kind of just looked at my mom like point proven.

(Source: dunspoopy, via sarahavoidsreallife)

— 13 hours ago with 152177 notes
Steve:ARE YOU READY, AVENGERS??
Avengers:AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!!
Clint:I CAN'T HEEEAAAR YOU!
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

manta-rays-on-gallifrey:

neilnevins:

stunningpicture:

A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know

The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.

"There is no way I am going to be able to pick the kids up from soccer practice now…"

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

manta-rays-on-gallifrey:

neilnevins:

stunningpicture:

A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know

The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.

"There is no way I am going to be able to pick the kids up from soccer practice now…"

(via starsaremymuse)

— 13 hours ago with 141937 notes

stubbornjerk:

that’s the scariest way to hold a phone ever

(Source: archatlas, via sarahavoidsreallife)

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literaryk:

whereisyourredscaaahf:

broadwayweb:

Sweeney Todd - 2014 Lincoln Center

Featuring: Bryn Terfel, Emma Thompson, Philip Quast, Audra McDonald, Christian Borle, Kyle Brenn, and Erin Mackey

I was fully expecting another stiff concert version of an amazing Sondheim score. Watch to find yourself pleasantly surprised! It’s the perfect interpretation for this musical.

poser-in-a-pumpkin

This is so punk rock. 

(via strudel-princess)

— 1 day ago with 638 notes

rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

(via indikos)

— 1 day ago with 179763 notes

morice:

blaineheavenanderson:

thesmallestactofkindness:

Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new:

If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.

are you satan

you really do not live up to your url

(via feel-thetide)

— 1 day ago with 273047 notes
sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

(via feel-thetide)

— 1 day ago with 273284 notes

drowsyfantasy:

If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you’re only 16.

If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you cry like a child in court.

If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you had a promising future.

if you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that your life is destroyed.

If you rape someone, it should haunt you for the rest of your life. 

You raped someone. 

You deserve every ounce of justice we can place upon you in court of law. 

(via feel-thetide)

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